Post by Wade Wilson on Jun 30, 2012 22:32:55 GMT -7
Wade Wilson
Full name: Wade Wilson (Damn, look at that pic right up there. I'm sexier than all those dudes in that stripper movie!)
Aliases: Deadpool, The Merc with the Mouth (Don't ask me how I know about stripper dude movies, alright? Just keep goin' through the BEST APP EVER!)
Age: Thirty Three (But I totally can play someone in their mid-twenties)
Gender: Male (I don't need to tell you that I'm all man, baby!)
Race: Caucasian / Mutate (Well, I prefer first place Mr. Writing-My-App Person)
Alignment: Neutral (If you got the money honey, than I got the time.)
Birthplace: Las Vegas, Nevada (The only place in the world where you can win a thousand bucks to stuff down some dancin' girl's g-string. You gotta love it!)
Current Location: Transient (Transient? What does that even mean? What. EVER! I'm totally right behind you person that's reading this.)
Occupation: Mercenary (I'm also avalbile for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs)
Celebrity Claim: Ryan Reynolds (Only dude cool enough to play me if they ever actually make my damn movie!)
Player's Cbox Name: Kain (I heard he's a handsome fellow!)
Other Characters: Tony Stark (Really? Tony Stark?)
Have You Read the Rules?: HULK SMASH! (Pfffft! Deadpool don't play by the rules!)
Appearance:
Before the days of Weapon X,(Dude! You totally just reminded me that Maverick owes me a fifty spot!)Wade could have been considered a handsome man. (Just handsome? More like movie star good looks!) He had a dirty blonde/light brown tint to his hair while his eyes were light brown. He occasionally grew out a beard from time to time, but they rarely lasted long.
After the days of Weapon X, however, is a much changed Wade Wilson. (MY ASS! I still got them movie star good looks!) Wade's handsome features are now completely hidden beneath the massive amounts of scar tissue that his procedures caused, giving him a completely disfigured look. Due to the procedure and the scar tissue that covers his body, he is unable to grow any kind of hair(Bald is beautiful baby!).
With scars that literally do cover him from head-to-toe, Wade wears a black and red full body suit completely with mask.(That nobody but me can fill out. It makes my ass look fantastic!) Wade does remove it for practical purposes like cleaning himself, sleeping or consuming whatever delicious treat he has. He also will sometimes remove his mask to shock the people around him. (Dude, I'm not that ugly . . . okay, I guess I kinda am.)
Wade stands at 6'3"(Tall, dark and still handsome according to my mother!) and tips the scales at 200 pounds even. Thankfully for Wade, his procedures did not hamper some of his other physical appearances as he retained his athletically toned body(I did win Best Bob at the Weapon X awards. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Logan!) Not even chimichangas can alter Wade's body shape as his chosen profession keeps him in damn good shape.(Aside from me, the greatest thing god ever created was chimichangas.)
Personality:
To put in simply, Wade's crazy.(MADNESS!) Wade clearly suffers from Dissociative identity disorder as he constantly hears two different voices in his head(It's not my fault I can see and break through the fourth wall better than Hulk breaks through walls). His psychosis is one of the reasons why Weapon X branded him a failure and locked him away until his escape from their compound.
Even though most people are hindered by any kind of mental disorder, Wade seems to thrive off of it. Unlike most that suffer from mental disorders, Deadpool can actually function in every day life without being slowed down(Did you just call me slow?) but even to those that don't have doctrines in psychology can clearly see that Wade is not mentally stable in any way.
If you've ever happened upon a conversation with Wade(You just don't happen upon a conversation with me, you get lucky enough to get close enough to touch me.) not only will you notice that he should be confined to a room with padded walls, but you'll find yourself engaged in some kind of sarcastic back and forth banter with Wade. It's something that Wade uses on a consistent basis to not only give him an advantage to distract his opponents but also to entertain himself.
Likes: (at least five)Dislikes: (at least five)
- Chimichangas
- Chimichangas
- Chimichangas
- Chimichangas
- Money
- Ladies
- Bea Arthur
- His crazy ol' self
- Thor(*fanboy squeeeeeee*)
Strengths: (at least five)
- Clowns(HOW DARE THEY BRING JOY AND LAUGHTER INTO THIS WORLD!)
- Weapon X
- The Star Wars prequels
- Vegetarians(I mean COME ON! Who hates hamburgers?)
- People that don't think he's funny.(I'm freakin' hysterical! I'm the life of the party!)
- Anyone who threatens to rip out his tongue.(Do you want a world without me talking in it? I didn't think so!)
Weaknesses: (at least five)
- Athletically fit and in shape(I WORK OUT! WIGGLE, WIGGLE, WIGGLE, WIGGLE!)
- Occasionally unphased by his psychosis(You're face is unphased. . . by YOUR FACE!)
- Quick witted(Quicker than Quicksliver. Heh, get it?)
- Keen sense of balance that helps when breakin' it down old school style(Justin Timberlake, eat your heart out! *moonwalks*)
- Bilingual
Skills: (at least three)
- Is completely insane
- Women, including Bea Arthur
- Chimichangas(Wait? How is the tasty Latin dish in all of the countries of Latin descent a weakness?)
- Annoying(What? Who said I was annoying?! Everybody. You talk at such lengths that people either surrender or commit suicide. Pfft! I'm like a bucket of daisies to be around!)
- Insecure about his deformity
Flaws: (at least three)
- Expert swordsman
- Expert marksman
- Expert in multiple forms of Martial Arts
- Dissociative identity disorder
- Horribly scarred from Weapon X procedure
- Did I mention the insanity(Yeah, like all the time butthole!) Okay? umm... how about self-absorbed?(That works. Let's hope Rayne excepts it.) What? (Nothing.)
Skills and Abilities:
Aside from being a highly trained assassin and mercenary, Wade Wilson was injected with an artificial but highly accelerated healing factor that was derived from James Howlett's DNA. It allows Wade to heal at an exponentially superhuman rate. Damaged and destroyed tissue is healed quickly and it also makes Wade immune to many infections and diseases. Unfortunately, a side effect of the healing factor was the rapid acceleration of the many cancerous tumors that he was suffering from at the time. His healing factor supercharged his cancer that resulted in massive scar tissue that has severely disfigured his entire body.(Look at my body . . . I WORK OUT!)
Wade's brain cells are also affected as altered or damaged brain cells are regenerated to their original state. This makes Deadpool immune to psychic and telepathic powers when his brain cells regenerate to their original state. A side effect of this is that the constant regeneration of his brain cells cause his psychosis and mental instability.(Again with this whole crazy issue! You're totally making me a one dimensional character.)
Wade's healing factor is strong enough that he has survived being burned alive and has actually survived decapitation twice in his life. In order to survive the whole decapitation, his head has had to be reattached in order to heal. His head will not regrow a new body nor will his body regrow a new head.
Aside from his healing factor, Wade Wilson is considered to be one of the world's elite master assassins and mercenaries.(lol, You said master ass!) He is well-versed in many different forms of Martial Arts including American Kenpo, Bok Fu, Kendo, and many others(Including Pimpslap Fu!) He's also a very skilled marksman, rivaling Bullseye. While his mental issues do provide a handicap, Wade can actually use it to his advantage as it makes him a highly unpredictable opponent. His mental instability and skills in martial arts blend together well, making Wade's fighting style much more chaotic and improvised. His opponents have also stated that his use of insane banter can actually distract his opponents.
Wade is also multilingual, speaking German, Spanish, and Japanese.
History:
Wade Wilson was born to . . . well, we're not really sure who he was actually born to. Very little is known about Wade Wilson's early years mostly due to the fact that he can't really remember what happened before Weapon X due to his insanity.(Also, there's absolutely no continuity in my backstory, but nobody wants baby Deadpool. They want super sexy "Merc with a Mouth" Deadpool! *starts thrusting hips*)
What we do actually know about Wade Wilson is that he was a member of Weapon X, a group of highly trained military folks to do the jobs that the American Government couldn't trust others to pull off and not die. The majority of missions that Wade and the rest of the team went on were all considered highly classified, beyond even CIA level clearance.
The team, including Wade, were all under the assumption that Weapon X was a team of extraordinary humans and mutants working together for the benefit of the American Government. However, Weapon X is actually clandestine research facility ran and funded by the American and Canadian governments. They took willing and unwilling(mostly unwilling) humans, injecting them with artificial mutations and attempting to turn them into weapons.
Weapon X were not doing jobs that other branches of the government couldn't handle, they were rounding up mutants to conduct research on and enhance their mutations and also use mutant DNA to create artificial mutations to inject into human test subjects.
Wade Wilson was one of these test subjects. Wade was one of the first experiments Weapon X conducted with Wade being Dr. Emrys Killebrew's first test subject. Dr. Killebrew was a demented geneticist that tortured Wade with various different kinds of brutal experiments until Wade's human DNA successfully bonded with James Howellt's mutated DNA to give Wade a highly accelerated healing factor.
Two side effects of the accelerated healing factor was that one; they supercharged the cancerous tumors that Wade had been living with. They spread throughout his body that caused his severe disfigurement. The second side effect of the accelerated healing factor was the fact that it made Wade Wilson completely, utterly and clearly insane. The constant regeneration of dead brain cells caused by his healing factor is the major factor of Wade's psychosis.
Branded as a failed experiment, Wade Wilson was going to spend the rest of his life in confinement underneath the Weapon X facility. Before the staff of Weapon X ever got him into a holding cell, Wade Wilson successfully escaped imprisonment. He also was able to free many of the other test subjects.
Currently, Wade works as 'Deadpool', an assassin/mercenary for hire who is willing to kill just about anyone for the right price.
Sample RP:
"I'M HEEEEERRRREEEEEEE . . . wait. Somethings missing," Deadpool said. His excitement has given way to confusion after kicking down the door. In his befuddled state, Deadpool stands in the door way scratching his head."Where are the pictures. Seriously, I'm color me confused.""At least you're not apart of Color Me Bad."
"That's a relief! So I think in orange text that's adjusted to the right? All of you should take note of this right now," Deadpool sighed heavily. Deadpool could have dealt with a lot of things but being part of an obscure R&B boy band was something.
"I have every belief that you should seek some help, man" Hydra Bob chimed in. For a moment, Deadpool was startled but he quickly soon grew annoyed. And when Deadpool gets annoyed, he tends to get a little trigger happy.
Deadpool quickly pulls out his sidearm; a Beretta 92 and points it directly against the temple of Hydra Bob. Of course, Hydra Bob's knees are nearly banging against each other from the shaking they're doing. Who wouldn't be afraid of a man who clearly lost his mind years ago, was heavily armed and heavily trained. That's right, you would be.
"I did not explain my relationship with in my history, Bob. What are you doing here?" Deadpool asked. Despite his face being covered by a mask, you could still see that Deadpool has raised a quizzical eyebrow.
"What?" Hydra Bob responded, just as confused as Deadpool is but far more terrified.
"Nothing," Deadpool said flatly. "So, what do you think Bob?" Deadpool asked after holstering his weapon. Hydra Bob's sigh of relief was large enough that it caused Bob to also collapse down onto the couch that was behind them.
"I think that we're missing American Idol," Hydra Bob responded.
"HOLY CRAP, HE'S RIGHT!"
"HOLY CRAP HE'S RIGHT!""HOLY CRAP NOT AGAIN!"
Deadpool grabs Hydra Bob by the back of his neck and by his belt, tossing him off his couch. Nobody lays on Deadpool's couch except for Deadpool and Bea Arthur. Deadpool kicks his feet upon the armrest with remote control in one hand as the other hand rests against the back of his head. Nothing better than ending the night watching American Idol.